Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk...

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
4. No kebab for me, thank you
5. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? I'm not interested in fighting you.
6. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
7. No, I won't make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero
co-ordination.

"God bless the Human Elbow."

"Good evenin' occifer! What preems to be the soblem?"

"As a matterafact, I have!"

King James Version (well - one of them)
Proverbs 31
6 Give strong drink to the one who is perishing,
and wine to those in bitter distress; [1]
7 let them drink and forget their poverty
and remember their misery no more.
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The Catholics encourage drinking even more in Proverbs ! (of course !!!)
31:6. Give strong drink to them that are sad; and wine to them that are grieved in mind:
Date siceram maerentibus et vinum his qui amaro sunt animo
31:7. Let them drink, and forget their want, and remember their sorrow no more.
Bibant ut obliviscantur egestatis suae et doloris non recordentur amplius

SEE - IT IS THE "GOOD BOOK!"